FUNNY SMS COLLECTION

I MISS U
rozana
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After breakfast & khana. . .
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Ab tum ziyada mt itrana,
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Apun ko acha lagta hai tere ko ullo banana.


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Oil or Ghee Companies ne Pakistan mein aurat ko bohot khul k bat karney ki azaadi di hai.
1 aurat dosri se keh rahi thi:
Ay Behan!
Main ne pehlay "HABIB" ko azmaya,
lakin phir "KISAN" ko ghar le aai, Aur pir us k baad "SULTAN" ko,
Magar jo maza muje "SUFI" ne diya hai.
Wo kisi aur mein kahan!!


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Hamesha
muskrao

Q k

Apki muskrahat
BOHAT
Dilksh
or
piyari hai

Hans k dikhao
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(@ .. @)
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Oye Hoye!
Loot liya zalim.

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Aik pathan ko hospital me drip lgy hui thi,aik din jb drip khatm hone lgy usne apne bhai se kaha k jao sister ko bula kr lao..
uska bhai do hafte bad peshawar se apni behn ko le aya:-)


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Pyar me "Zuban"chp ho to "Ankhen" Bolti hain
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"Ankhen" chup ho to "Dil" bolta hai
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Aur agar "Dil" bi chup ho to?
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Log bolte hain
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"KALMA-E- SHAHADAT.


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2 khusry batain krty ja ry thy achank aik gir gaya,

Or Zor zor sy rony laga,

Dosry ny Tasalli dy kr
Kaha...

UTH Abdul-Raziya
MARD BAN MERI BEHAN:


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