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dil mango nikal kar hath par rakhenge


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Haar Maan Li ?







Khotay Ne B Maan Li Thi.


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Attention Please!!!
Passengers of Pakistan are
requested to please close their eyes.
The suicide can be happen at any time.

GOOD LUCK.

warna

GOOD BYE.

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Pathan ne Rukhsati k waqt
Roti hui saali ko chup karate hue kaha
"O yara roti q hy,
jEsa tumara behan wesa hamara behan"


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