FUNNY SMS

SMS
Mere Dost ko
"salam"khna
"w/salam"kare to
THANX khna
"Mujhe YAD" kare to
"I MISS U 2" khna
"DELETE"krne lage to pyar se kehna
"Na kar YAAR
"paise lage hain"


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Acha hai na?

Rakh lo

Paisy Nai Dena

Wese iski Price 15 SmS
Lag Chuki hy
Agay Apki Marzi
Jitny chaho bhej dena.



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Bahaar ki
1 khobsurat subah me
Shbnam se bheeg k
1 dosry se takraate hoe
1 PHOOL ne Dosry phool se kaha


Anni-deya

Hun takkar maari te, l�ttan p�h� diyan ga.



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Open with L�VE

Kuch kehna hai Aap se,

Dar lag raha hai,

Wohi baat jo Dil ko choo le,

Wohi 3 words.

Mind to nahi karo gay.?

"INSAN BAN JAO";-):



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Z I N D A G I


Ki
Raah



MUSHKIL
hai


To



Kia
hoa



THORA
sa

TUM
chalo


THORA
sa


HUM
chalengay

PHIR

R A K S H A krwa lengay....!




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3 Dost 1 dosry sy
1st=Meri biwi maa banne wali thi jurwa film dekhi tu jurwa bachy paida huy
2nd=Meri biwi B maa banne wali thi us ne 3 devian dekhi or 3 Lrkion ko paida

kia,
3rd dost bhagne Lga 2no ne pocha kia hua

Meri biwi B maa banne wali h or wo tu''Ali baba 40 chor"
dekh rhi Ha,




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1 pathan apny kandhy per African tota (Parrot) bithaye ja rha tha.

Aik admi ny pucha: Yeh kon sa janwar hai?

Tota foran bola: Pathan hai saala.